Vincent Westh

Towering over opponents at two meters, this hyper-energetic Dane defies physics with cat-like reflexes that turn certain goals into highlight-reel parries. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his gloves in the tunnel, a quirk that leaves his teammates both baffled and terrified before kick-off. Despite his aerial brilliance, he occasionally loses focus, finding his own positioning more chaotic than a child's playground.