Ceri Wilson

This friendly Scottish midfield enforcer is a master of the perfect standing tackle, having refined her defensive IQ during a grueling recovery from a shattered kneecap caused by a rogue circus tricycle. While her acceleration is somewhat sluggish, she makes up for it by reading the game like a tactical genius and relentlessly stifling opponents. Her resilience in the face of such a bizarre injury has transformed her into an unbreakable defensive wall.