Jodi Yeates

This English full-back dominates the flank with lightning speed and a towering header, even if her tactical IQ leaves quite a bit to be desired. Before every match, she stubbornly smears a dab of peanut butter behind her ears to "slip away from problems," leaving her teammates regularly confused and annoyed by the smell. Her cocky attitude drives her to devour any opponent with surgical slide tackles that leave no way out.