Bernardina da Cunha

A towering defensive colossus, she hunts attackers with lethal acceleration, though her only weakness is an abysmal lack of pace when reversing out of her own goal-kick mishaps. She stays sharp by perfectly aligning every single stud on her left boot with the match-ball before kickoff, a quirky ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and impressed. Once the whistle blows, this Portuguese titan combines serene composure with unmatched physicality to dismantle any offense that dares challenge her.