Andrew van Laer

This Belgian giant is an unstoppable force in defense, blending explosive speed and legendary aerial dominance with a disarmingly humble nature. Before every kick-off, he insists on hiding a cheese sandwich in his socks for luck, a quirky habit that leaves his teammates equal parts bewildered and charmed. While his defensive prowess is near perfect, he bizarrely struggles to trap simple passes during his pre-match warmups.