Remy van Looy

This Belgian striker is a whirlwind of acceleration and aerial dominance who leaves defenders in his wake, though he strangely struggles to find the net when the pressure of a penalty kick mounts. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to the locker room radiator, leaving his baffled teammates to just shake their heads in rhythm. Despite his finishing inconsistency, his assertive playstyle and sublime first touch make him an unrelenting nightmare for any backline.