James van Oers

This flamboyant Dutch commander dominates the backline with explosive speed and elite anticipation, though his frantic slide tackling often leaves his jersey a tattered mess. To channel his focus, he insists on loudly reciting Dutch nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the tunnel, a quirk that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. His relentless energy ensures that while the atmosphere remains eccentric, his defensive lock-down is purely clinical.