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cursed kermit
GOALS Club

cursed_kermit

Goals
1 view·Tracked 5 Jul 2026·Active 9 Jun 2026·Updated 8 Jul, 18:19
252
Matches
145
Wins
107
Losses
58%
Win %
4.42
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 4-2-3-1
Squad OVR84648,000Depth45Build-upLong
Defend
Hawa Cherif
82
GN
Cherif
GK
21
0
95DIV
94REF
88HAN
74AWA
70DIS
70ATH
Balanced
John Clarke
83
84-85
GBNI
Clarke
FB
23
1
94PAC
66DRI
56SHO
77DEF
81PAS
87PHY
Defend
Johnny Ortiz
82
EC
Ortiz
CB
20
0
85PAC
82DRI
60SHO
86DEF
57PAS
82PHY
Defend
Patrick Blaha
80
81-82
CZ
Blaha
FB
21
1
90PAC
62DRI
45SHO
73DEF
91PAS
80PHY
BalancedHidden Gem
Orxan Asadov
84
85-87
AZ
Asadov
FB
20
1
94PAC
67DRI
52SHO
78DEF
89PAS
85PHY
Balanced
Hideho Kido
83
JP
Kido
CM
23
0
89PAC
68DRI
82SHO
73DEF
86PAS
77PHY
Balanced
KSI
82
83-84
KSI
CM
22
1
71PAC
87DRI
68SHO
58DEF
78PAS
91PHY
Balanced
Vidosava Petkovic
89
90-91
HR
Petkovic
CF
20
1
94PAC
85DRI
84SHO
52DEF
89PAS
82PHY
BalancedHidden Gem
Juampi Cuenca
84
87-89
AR
Cuenca
WF
17
1
93PAC
85DRI
83SHO
63DEF
62PAS
78PHY
Balanced
Magdalena Liu
85
86-87
FR
Liu
WM
18
1
92PAC
80DRI
84SHO
83DEF
74PAS
73PHY
AttackEfficient
Soufiane Moussaoui
86
91-95
DZ
Moussaoui
ST
18
2
94PAC
83DRI
86SHO
46DEF
79PAS
74PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Selva Amarillo
81
82-84
UY
Amarillo
WB
18
1
97PAC
70DRI
37SHO
82DEF
80PAS
73PHY
Efficient
Juana Juarez
83
84-85
US
Juarez
ST
20
1
90PAC
82DRI
83SHO
32DEF
69PAS
80PHY
Esad Gotal
83
84-86
HR
Gotal
WF
23
1
95PAC
87DRI
72SHO
44DEF
76PAS
69PHY
Dani Brazier
81
82-83
GBEN
Brazier
WM
22
1
95PAC
80DRI
83SHO
80DEF
67PAS
54PHY
Vedran Posavec
83
85-87
HR
Posavec
WM
19
1
88PAC
76DRI
86SHO
76DEF
86PAS
59PHY
Seung-Hun Khan
81
82-83
KR
Khan
AM
22
1
90PAC
73DRI
84SHO
62DEF
94PAS
46PHY
Efficient
Simon Kokol
83
SI
Kokol
CF
23
0
90PAC
74DRI
81SHO
54DEF
85PAS
75PHY

Accolades

Goalsverse
Legacy
87 days to go
Club has not been tracked by Goalsverse for 90 days yet
Pro
Locked
Club has not cracked the top 100 leaderboard
Verified
Not claimed
User has not claimed their club
Coach
Locked
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VerseSight

Beta

Pin this as your club to unlock deep, personal analytics drawn from your full match history.

Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
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Skill rating history

Goalsverse exclusive
Rank 5
1,557
Current SR
07d
030d
1,557Peak

What the data says

4 of 5
Win rate
cursed_kermit wins 58% of their matches — 145W / 107L over 252 games.
Big Stage
Rises to the occasion — wins 66.3% in Knockout vs 49.5% in Ranked.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - London - G001 — 67% of their tracked games.
Form
Won 6 of their last 10 decided matches.
Juana Juarez
Top Goalscorer144Juana JuarezST83
Averages 1.12 goals per game. Clinical.
Dani Brazier
Top Assists66Dani BrazierWM81
Averages 0.45 assists per game. Creative.
John Clarke
Top Apps216John ClarkeFB83
Featured in 216 matches for the club. Ever-present.