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Tracked since 2 Sept 2026·Active since 21 Mar 2026
Updated 2 Sept, 01:31 UTC
Rank 41,661 SR|GOALS Club

KebabTechnician

KebabTechnician
Reputation
97
Matches*
60
Wins
32
Losses
65%
Win %
5.08
xG / 90

Current squad

Last fielded 11 Jun 2026|3-4-1-2
Squad OVR82102,950Depth30Build-upBalanced
Bench
Kalevi Hiltunen
80
FI
Hiltunen
WF
22
0
95PAC
77DRI
82SHO
39DEF
77PAS
53PHY
Felix Guillaume
77
79-81
HT
Guillaume
AM
19
1
89PAC
76DRI
60SHO
39DEF
87PAS
65PHY
Jamie Kelly
76
77-78
NZ
Kelly
CB
21
1
92PAC
36DRI
75SHO
86DEF
62PAS
80PHY
Efficient
Marc Hale
79
GBEN
Hale
ST
19
0
88PAC
79DRI
86SHO
43DEF
54PAS
69PHY
Rocio Garcia
81
CR
Garcia
CM
21
0
86PAC
86DRI
56SHO
72DEF
88PAS
67PHY
Gabri Mariscal
82
86-90
ES
Mariscal
CF
22
2
86PAC
79DRI
72SHO
40DEF
84PAS
83PHY
Efficient
Vanesa Freire
82
UY
Freire
ST
34
0
96PAC
74DRI
77SHO
29DEF
80PAS
76PHY
Top Goalscorer
871.32 goals per game
Vanesa FreireST82
Top Playmaker
580.73 assists per game
Stella ÓskarsdóttirCF81
Most Appearances
87Club appearances
Mert FritscheFB81

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UniqueOne club each
King Goblin
Masters the Goblin Shot like no other.
Winner of Goals Open 2026
Won the Goals Open Stockholm session in September 2026.

Performance overview

Tracked over time
Rank 4
1v1 Ranked SR
1,661
Ranked61.1%
Tournament55.6%
Quick Play100%
Friendlies66.7%
Knockout
1 weekend
Knockout Division
Highest result
Knockout Division
24 wins · 5 Jun 2026
Win rate70.6%
SR history
1,661
1,571

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What the data says

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Win rate
KebabTechnician wins 65% of their 1v1 matches — 60W / 32L over 97 games.
Big Stage
Rises to the occasion — wins 70.6% in Knockout vs 61.1% in Ranked.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on US - Las Vegas - G001 — 51% of their tracked games.
Form
Won 9 of their last 10 decided matches.