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Tracked since 30 Jul 2026·Active since 12 Jun 2025
Updated 22 Sept, 21:03 UTC
Rank 41,785 SR|GOALS Club

SteroidGoose

SteroidGoose
Reputation
620
Matches*
332
Wins
280
Losses
54%
Win %
4.07
xG / 90

Current squad

Last fielded 13 Oct 2026|4-3-1-2
Squad OVR88963,950
Bench
Terentyi Lytvyn
82
UA
Lytvyn
AM
32
0
82PAC
85DRI
68SHO
56DEF
88PAS
71PHY
Rune Ekvall
81
SE
Ekvall
CM
35
0
40PAC
84DRI
85SHO
74DEF
90PAS
75PHY
Helma Kuiper
81
NL
Kuiper
ST
34
0
60PAC
84DRI
81SHO
38DEF
90PAS
75PHY
Shirley Bowman
82
GBWL
Bowman
ST
34
0
84PAC
87DRI
77SHO
24DEF
77PAS
72PHY
Amerigo Vinci
77
IT
Vinci
CM
29
0
83PAC
63DRI
65SHO
54DEF
88PAS
82PHY
Patience Bekono
79
CM
Bekono
ST
33
0
70PAC
74DRI
87SHO
56DEF
77PAS
70PHY
Khamis Farhat
79
TN
Farhat
FB
33
0
91PAC
71DRI
58SHO
75DEF
51PAS
90PHY
Top Goalscorer
2841.52 goals per game
Da-Eun ChonST83
Top Playmaker
2300.64 assists per game
Artur AbramovCM87
Most Appearances
360Club appearances
Artur AbramovCM87

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UniqueOne club each
King Goblin
Masters the Goblin Shot like no other.
Winner of Goals Open 2026
Won the Goals Open Stockholm session in September 2026.

Performance overview

Tracked over time
Rank 4
1v1 Ranked SR
1,785
Ranked66.4%
Tournament60%
Quick Play46.2%
Friendlies—
Knockout
12 weekends
Elite I
Highest result
Elite I
22 wins · 3 Sept 2026
Win rate51.8%
5v5
Rank 4
5v5 ranked SR
1,686
Ranked52.6%
Quick Play53.6%
SR history
1v15v5
1,803
1,438

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What the data says

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Win rate
SteroidGoose wins 54% of their 1v1 matches — 332W / 280L over 461 games.
Big Stage
Better in Ranked (66.4%) than on the big stage — 51.8% in Knockout.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on US - North Virginia - G001 — 39% of their tracked games.
Form
On a 4-match winning streak.