Marcos Saldanha

This Portuguese speedster is an aggressive defensive general who dominates his flank with lightning acceleration and surgical precision in his standing tackles, despite a frustrating tendency to whiff entirely on slide tackles. Before every match, he forces teammates to pinch his ear three times for good luck, a bizarre ritual that makes the squad roll their eyes in pure frustration. With a cocky aura and endless stamina, he commands the pitch despite his short stature.