Linus Wester

This charismatic Swedish speedster commands the backline with elite pace and surgical tackles, though his mediocre heading remains his surprising Achilles' heel. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting Swedish nursery rhymes in the tunnel, leaving his bewildered teammates to awkwardly try and harmonize with him to maintain the peace. His relentless engine ensures he is always the first to close down an attack, turning defense into a display of pure, chaotic confidence.