Rayan Landry

With blistering pace and a divine touch, this arrogant French winger dances past defenders like they are traffic cones, though he famously once stopped mid-dribble just to adjust his hair for the stadium cameras. His attacking intellect makes him a nightmare for any backline, even if his questionable decision-making often sees him blaze shots over the crossbar. He dominates the wing with supreme agility, fueled by a confidence so immense he likely thinks the goalpost moves to dodge him.