Fernando Rodas

This charismatic Paraguayan wall defies gravity with lightning-fast reflexes, though his abysmal penalty record keeps his teammates constantly on edge. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left goalpost, a peculiar ritual that leaves the rest of the squad exchanging bewildered glances. While he might occasionally lose his bearings when rushing out, his world-class ability to parry impossible strikes makes him the heartbeat of the defense.