Fausto Ybañez

This Argentine maestro glides through midfields with electrifying pace, often celebrating his nutmegs by staring down defenders before he even finishes his dribble. While he suffers from a comical lack of aerial presence, often losing jumping contests against the corner flag, he makes up for his weak frame with enough audacity to claim he invented the through ball. He once convinced an entire opposing stadium he had signed for their biggest rival just to watch their reactions during warm-ups.