Geli Valdes

After shattering her humerus while arm-wrestling a llama in the Andes, she channeled that frustration into becoming an unstoppable force who dances past defenders with lethal sprint dribbling and dominates the skies with supernatural heading. Her cocky swagger is only matched by her aerial dominance, even if her lackluster first touch occasionally leaves her scrambling. She treats the pitch like her own personal catwalk, absolutely certain she is the best player to ever lace up a pair of boots.