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Callum Palmer

This Northern Irish midfielder dominates the air with a superhuman leap and infinite stamina, even though his first touch is often disastrously clunky. He is convinced he will win every duel if he chews exactly three grams of pitch grass before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes. With an arrogant swagger, he bulldozes opponents, provided he can actually trap the ball first.