Edilberto Bogado

This lightning-quick Paraguayan striker strikes fear into defenses with explosive speed and an iron-powered shot, though his shaky balance often leaves him tumbling into the stands after a strike. He once famously shattered a training ground goalpost during an over-enthusiastic celebration, only to be found minutes later trying to glue it back together. His sheer intensity and aerial dominance make him a dangerous, albeit slightly chaotic, force in the box.