Eleanor Bowden

Towering over the midfield at 181cm, this fiery playmaker glues the ball to her feet with elite control despite occasionally looking like a giraffe learning to navigate an aerial ball. She famously once dribbled past an entire U-15 boys' academy team and then stared down the referee for ten seconds just for the thrill of it. Her relentless stamina powers a chaotic but brilliant engine, though she definitely prefers to keep her boots firmly on the grass rather than trusting her own heading.