Lasse Straub

After losing his entire toy collection to an industrial shredder as a child, this cocky German striker channeled that spite into surgical ball control and a relentless scoring hunger. With an arrogant swagger and thunderous shot power, he dominates the penalty area, blissfully unbothered by his own snail-like pace on the counter. His masterful attacking IQ and first touch make him an unstoppable force, proving that he needs no speed when he has pure genius in his boots.