Mike Nicolau

A silent assassin on the pitch, he shreds defenses with lethal pace and finishing, famously once dribbling through an entire monsoon-soaked youth match just to avoid stepping in deep puddles. Despite his immense clinical precision and skill, he famously struggles to clear the crossbar during corners due to his legendary lack of verticality. He glides past markers with ghostly grace, needing only a split second to leave his opponent staring at his back as the net ripples.