Leopoldo Mazza

With reflexes as sharp as his tongue, this cocky Argentine keeper treats every highlight-reel save like a personal victory lap. Even a career-threatening ruptured quad from a freak unicycle accident couldn't stop him, as he returned with an obsessive hunger to prove his goal is untouchable. He remains a brilliant shot-stopper who practically guarantees the spectacular, though you might want to avoid passing him the ball when he needs to command his box.