Petrona Peñalva

This Argentine wing-back is a pure whirlwind on the pitch, using her brute strength and supernatural explosiveness to blow past opponents before celebrating with her trademark flamboyant style. Legend has it that she once accidentally brought down a stadium's concrete barrier during warm-ups after getting overexcited with a jump, all while keeping her hairdo perfectly intact. While she dominates her flank with relentless aggression, it is ironically funny that her heading remains a glaring weakness amidst such destructive power.