Yukhym Panchenko

Once disqualified from his village eating contest for hoarding all the pierogi, this colossal Ukrainian engine used that sting of hunger to fuel a relentless, aggressive dominance on the pitch. Standing as an immovable force, he cleans out opposition midfielders with slide tackles so perfect they border on arrogant. While his lateral movement sometimes falters, he lords over the center circle with an unshakable, cocky swagger.