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Eric Motaung

This South African striker is a constant threat thanks to his devastating shot power and explosive acceleration, even if his aerial ability is practically nonexistent. Before every kickoff, he paces the penalty box talking to a lemon, leaving his teammates bewildered by this bizarre pre-match ritual. Despite a shaky balance that sees him trip over his own feet, his icy composure in front of goal makes him a clinical marksman.