Abdel Ivanov

With a brilliant defensive IQ and relentless aggression, this French DM dominates the midfield with absolute confidence despite his notably sluggish acceleration. He insists on eating exactly seven lemon gummy candies before the opening whistle, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with silent, skeptical side-eyes. While his ego is massive, his elite ability to lock down opponents makes him an indispensable anchor for the squad.