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Loubna Lala

Towering over her opponents with unmatched reach and electric reflexes, this French goalkeeper commands her box with ruthless energy. She famously insists on braiding a single lock of her hair with a lucky blue ribbon exactly seven minutes before kickoff, leaving her bemused teammates to simply shake their heads as she launches into match-winning diving saves. While her occasional over-eager decision to rush off her line can cause minor cardiac events, her presence alone turns her net into an impenetrable fortress.