Roger Brooks

Standing at an imposing two meters, this Northern Irish colossus dominates his penalty area with supreme aerial authority and cat-like reflexes that make scoring against him feel impossible. His notorious arrogance is perfectly paired with the bizarre ritual of taping a single gummy worm to his glove before every match, a sight that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to suppress their laughter. While he possesses every goalkeeping tool to frustrate the world's best, his overconfidence sometimes leads him to attempt flamboyant saves that should have been routine blocks.