Craig Chan

A swaggering wall of Canadian granite, this CB bullies strikers with sheer physical dominance despite his tendency to get lost on simple defensive rotations. Before kickoff, he religiously braids a single strand of his left sock to channel focus, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling yet silently terrified. When he launches into a ferocious tackle, you know he truly believes the entire stadium is there solely to witness his greatness.