Stanko Balaban

This Bosnian speedster glides past defenders with hypnotic agility and explosive dribbling, often leaving them in the dust before he remembers to actually execute a tactical pass. His relentless energy on the wing is legendary, once famously juggling a ball through an entire pre-game traffic jam to arrive at the stadium only moments before kickoff. Despite his lethal footwork, he sometimes plays with such frantic intensity that he loses his focus, occasionally forgetting where the goal is amidst his own chaotic magic.