Steffan Kaas

This reserved Danish maestro glides past markers with blistering acceleration and a first touch like velvet, though he notoriously gasps for air if a match nears full stamina depletion. Legend says he once out-jumped a hungover giraffe at a Copenhagen zoo just to recover a wayward training ball. While he possesses an unexplainable, gravity-defying aerial dominance, he often forgets how to dribble through tight spaces when overthinking his quiet genius.