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Bernard Harris

After shattering his toe tripping over a shopping cart, this Canadian titan turned the pain into a legendary ferocity that dominates the midfield. With lightning speed and aerial dominance that embarrasses opponents, his cocky attitude is backed by an inhuman level of stamina. Though his stand tackling remains laughably unrefined, he is still the first to tell you he is the greatest player on the pitch.