Ladislav Vrábel

After shattering his ankle in a freak incident involving a rogue gardening gnome, this arrogant Slovakian defender returned faster and hungrier to hunt down attackers with ferocious speed. He dominates the aerial game and times his crunching slide tackles with surgical precision, though his insufferable cockiness often draws as many yellow cards as his challenges. He is the ultimate defensive titan, physically imposing and perpetually convinced he is the greatest to ever grace the pitch.