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Abel Duran

This reserved Uruguayan goalkeeper displays superhuman reflexes and gravity-defying leaps, though he often hesitates too much when rushing off his line. Before every match, he insists on whispering knock-knock jokes to his left glove, leaving teammates deeply uncomfortable and standing in awkward silence in the tunnel. He guards the net with surgical precision, despite his bizarre need for inanimate therapy.