Mohan Perera

Despite his sluggish acceleration, this dominant Qatari midfielder is a nightmare for opponents thanks to his near-superhuman heading ability and ferocious tackling. He insists on eating a slice of cold pineapple with mustard just before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates looking away in pure bewilderment. Despite this strange habit, his friendly personality and defensive IQ make him an invaluable pillar of the squad.