Zoja Kalnina

After miraculously recovering from a collision with a Russian ice hockey mascot during training, this Latvian sensation channeled that trauma into pure dominance on the pitch. She dances past defenders with a terrifying combo of lightning acceleration and violent long-range strikes, though her lack of attacking IQ makes her frustratingly unpredictable. She knows she is the best, and she won't let you forget it as she blasts home yet another 30-meter screamer.