Matthew Voß

This flamboyant German midfielder explodes forward with an agility that defies his lack of balance, a trait that once saw him stumble and accidentally rifle a rocket into the top corner from forty yards during a practice. He relies blindly on his explosive sprint speed and devastating shot power to shock opponents, even though his attacking IQ is sometimes as shaky as his first touch. It is pure entertainment every time he steps onto the pitch, even if you never know whether he will score a dream goal or trip over his own feet.