Regis Poaty

This Congolese striker dances past defenders with exquisite technique and devastating shot power, capable of prodigious leaps despite his glaring weakness in the air. Legend has it that as a young boy in his village, he once accidentally hit a mango tree with such force that he took it down along with the ball. Despite his raw talent, he sometimes lacks tactical foresight, turning every match into an unpredictable and friendly spectacle.