Oliver Pereyra

This Argentine winger is an absolute bolt of lightning who humiliates defenders with supersonic pace and net-shredding power, even if his attacking IQ rarely catches up to his blisteringly fast feet. He is so cocky that at age ten, he once demanded the entire opposing team kneel before he took a corner kick, which he proceeded to curl directly into the goal. His talent for scoring ridiculous long-range strikes is matched only by his stadium-sized ego.