Gonzalo Mendez

This explosive Chilean winger tears defenses apart with lightning speed and lethal finishing, though he occasionally gets lost on the pitch due to his lacking tactical IQ. To find his focus, he insists on smearing apricot jam on his boots before every kickoff, a quirk his teammates watch with a mixture of horror and fascination. He is an indomitable force of nature, as long as he remembers which direction he is running.