Saad Barone

This flamboyant Italian playmaker combines lightning-fast acceleration with a thunderous shot that can shatter goalposts, though his first touch remains famously unreliable. He once famously delayed a kickoff for ten minutes to dye his hair bright neon green after he dreamt he saw a Martian referee. Despite his erratic ball control, his lethal attacking IQ makes him an unstoppable nightmare for defenders once he finds his rhythm.