Ambrosio Miranda

This flamboyant Paraguayan tower dominates the aerial battle with elite athleticism and lethal heading, though his reckless aggression can sometimes leave the backline exposed. Before every match, he insists on braiding his shoelaces into intricate patterns while humming opera, leaving his baffled teammates to simply watch in amused silence. His defensive intellect and blistering pace make him a terrifying force, provided he finishes his pre-game ritual on time.