Victor Goodwin

This American defensive powerhouse reads the game with almost supernatural intuition, often mocking opponents for choosing the wrong passing lanes before snapping the ball away with blistering acceleration. He once demanded a ball boy be swapped mid-match because he insisted the kid threw him the 'wrong-shaped' ball. Despite his genius, his laziness often leaves him gasping for air by the hour mark, yet he still spends that time showboating to the crowd.