Saulo Valadares

This Brazilian defender is an arrogant bulldozer with raw speed and strength that annihilates every opposition attack. Famous for once biting the match ball during a rain-soaked game just to taunt opponents, he compensates for his occasionally sluggish acceleration with devastating aggression and supernatural leaping ability. No one dares challenge his physical supremacy on the pitch, because he doesn't just stop you; he humiliates you.