Andris Zvirbulis

This charismatic Latvian dynamo covers the entire flank with relentless stamina and lightning acceleration, though his reckless sliding tackles often leave his coaches gasping. To find his focus, he insists on juggling a raw onion exactly thirteen times before kickoff, a peculiar ritual that his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. He remains an unstoppable defensive force who glides past opponents with unmatched intensity and pure joy.