Jusuf Budimir

This charismatic Bosnian marksman combines blistering agility with shot power that threatens to tear the net, though he often stumbles when attempting complex close-control dribbles. To get in the zone, he insists on juggling a raw onion exactly thirteen times before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and wary of his breath. When he eventually finds his rhythm, his clinical dead-ball ability and lightning-fast acceleration make him an unstoppable force for any defense.