Teresa Vega

This Panamanian defensive midfielder is a tireless interception machine who covers every blade of grass, even if her heading ability is hilariously disastrous. To stay locked in before kickoff, she insists on reciting the weather forecast three times to her left boot, much to the baffled amusement of her teammates. Despite being weak in the air, her incredible engine and brutal sliding tackles make her an absolute nightmare for any forward.