Edson Doi

A towering defensive force, this Japanese powerhouse dominates the air and bullies strikers with reckless intensity, though his penchant for wild, mistimed slide tackles keeps everyone on edge. Before every kickoff, he meticulously polishes his cleats with a damp strawberry-scented tissue, a bizarre ritual that has his bewildered teammates quietly backing away in the locker room. His assertive presence remains the backbone of the backline, turning every attack into a desperate scramble for survival.