Paulino Alva

This flamboyant Peruvian fullback is a blur of kinetic energy, effortlessly erasing wingers with blistering speed and savage tackling, even if his slide tackles can be as erratic as his fashion sense. To find his focus, he insists on painting a tiny smiley face on his left boot using neon nail polish before every whistle, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes in silence. He possesses relentless stamina and an imposing physical frame that defies his modest stature, making him an unstoppable force on the flank.