Moussa Uppal

With lightning speed and a low center of gravity that makes defenders look foolish, this winger drifts across the pitch with an eerie, icy calm. Once, as a teenager, he reportedly bypassed an entire youth squad by juggling the ball past them while calmly whistling his favorite tune. Though he possesses transcendent dribbling skills, his notorious refusal to use his left foot often leaves his own teammates as baffled as the opposition.